this was too cool not to reblog
"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."
Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid (via seelengekritzel)
"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches."
Dita Von Teese (via staydontsay)
You guys keep mentioning them, what’s an ask?
on the right we have a wheat thin.
on the left we have this fucking abomination that was hanging out among the wheat thins what the fuck it’s like a wheat toboggan
i made a transparent hat so we don’t have to lose it when april 1st is over
hats for everyone
From one of the most under-appreciated cartoons of all time, Dave the Barbarian.
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”
A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand references.
[From various sources]
This was quite… “handy.” Get it? “I’m hilarious” he says to himself as he loses two more followers.
Me at school.